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PRESS Release 2002
For Immediate Release – Megastir Struggles!
Rupert West Quebec: Today at a packed press conference the gathered media hacks were stunned
when a deshevled Megastir, sometime webmaster and "Mickey Rourke" look-a-like annouced that creating
a web-site can be a struggle. "I've felt pressure before" he Stammered, "But nothing like the pressure
of this website". "You might think it's easy to plaster some idiotic banter and badly photoshopped stolen
images", ........"but it is not!".
After a swig from a poorly concealed bottled of Jagermiester megastir blurted out this shocking annoucement. "I think I'm Through! this industry is bullshit!!!! You think its easy........ Look at me!!!!..........LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!" .
Then after stumbling blindly from the podium a scuffle broke out between Megastir and the assembled throng of media types. After a flurry of wild swings, some semblance of order was restored. It was then that Megastir berated the assembled throng with a explitive laced tirade.....
"You motherF$$#ers are scared!!!!! no one can touch me, you bastards wouldn't last a second in my world!! F*&^K you!!! F&&^%K all of you. Bitches!" You think Whitey is sooooooooo amusing! F^^%$ that mofo, Im the one...... I'm the one.........But yah know what? I'm sick of it... thats right Fu%%$ it I'm through no more Mega.....F%%$K you guys" ................. As megastir disolved into tears he was led away from the shocked horde.
No one is quite sure what to make of the outburst or in fact if the Genius behind the 2idiots.50megs.com website
will continue on in his quest to entertain the 3-6 people who occasionally log onto his site. When pressed further
a spokesman for Megastir would only say that the web-site will continue however it seems doubtfull that with the
shamefull display we saw today that any meaningfull attempt at satire will have to come from a source other than
the clearly addled brain of the web-master formerly known a "Megastir".