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Job well done on your 2 Idiots site, highly amusing....two thumbs up (or BUMS UP, in your case).

A few comments here: I'd like to see more animation. Also, what about enlarging the animation of you & Will on the home page....there by eliminating a lot of wasted space. Also, you should add a "COMING SOON" note on the home page - ie: LETTERS FROM SPAIN (for example).

Think of the DIARY OF BRIDGET JONES. The Spain page would have to list your top golfing spots there as well as a page devoted to Merv and a WHAT IF...section.

Think about it, if you were Merv's bitch you'd be living the highlife. Your days would be filled with young servant boys he imported from some impoverished country, who were there to make you drinks...scratch that...I mean open your beer, roll your joints and hold your pole - I meant fishing pole. Sure, you'd have to put out for your Sugar Daddy, but it maybe a good lesson for you. Suddenly, you'd have a new appreciation for females, the don't call a BLOW JOB, a JOB for nothing baby.

You should give photo credits, that is unless, the photographers prefer anonymity (especially the bum shots). I also think you should have a ASK THE IDIOTS page, where devotees write in for advice....on anything. Also going back to the pictures, you might consider also listing who is in the shots. That would be good for those who aren't as familiar w/the crew. Also, a PHOTO OF THE WEEK/MONTH might be nice. As well as a 2IDIOTS SIGHTINGS list or WIN A DATE WITH THE IDIOT OF YOUR CHOICE.

My baby bro is a wiz at making animated films w/his trusty computer - ask him to make a 2 Idiots flick...two versions...the PG and the European. Let me know what you think of my suggestions, they are just that after all. I'll email your site to my friends.

WELL DONE!

Fishing stories...hmm..

Can't I just say WAZZZUPPP!

I was in Ottawa last week but mainly fished at the OTLBC the bass out of the pool were a little chlorine tasting .So what up bradahs. I ran in to the cowboy but missed the rest of the posse. You all should really be getting your 15mil in venture capital soonthe site RULES! Seriously the site ROCKS. I have been surfing recently and wish I had some of you bradahs around.to carve it up with. Well maybe I will be back in the GWN some day and chill with you all. Take care!

Love &ALoha. kat grl.

From: "outdoors" <outdoors@norcomcable.ca> | Block address
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Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 01:59:58 -0600
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You were asking about bass fishing. well here in NW Ontario is does not actually close. However most resorts and lodges open May 20-24 and I know "I" will be out fishing for smallies about that time. Best month here on Lake of the Woods would be June and July.
However, if it is warm in May, and that water hits 55degrees it could be in May end too.

Look into the URL below for a weekly fishing report for lake of the Woods, and other areas in NW Ontario.

Nice (funny too) site. I like that Canadian Dirt. and that candle too.

The core sample isn;t all that bad either, Two Idiot fish.
WOW
outdoors@norcomcable.ca
http://www.kenora-ontario.com
The Kenora Directory, NW Ontario's Largest
Internet Presence.
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Subject: Who has the best fishing spots????????
Date: Fri, 24 Mar 2000 14:21:55 -1000
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Aloha 2 Idiots

I am sitting in Awa looking at the wonderful offer you have on this web sight. My GOD I want some DIRT but I don't think you can ship any to me here in the Islands do to the fact that it is not secrete and it will not mix well with the warm earth of the Islands. Sorry those are the rules I don't make them ! I just make them up out of nowere. But there are people out here that think that I'm some kind of King os go ahead send it I'll change the laws what the fuck.

Now if you can ship frozen Walley or Lake Perch I might even pay for it !! really!!!! it is somthing to think about for your new venture. Overnight shipping useing dry ice?????? YUM.

I am also working on a new web baced business it will take a few more months to come together but watch out it's going to take off. You know ounce you've been to the loony farm and back you can almost do any thing! And I really really mean that . So take some Prozac and jump into the lake with your close on and sing at the top of your lungs village people songs like YMCA and Macho Man then get locked up for a week then call me we'll do lunch.

So Wylli howz it bra! as you can tell I'm still out there but I'm much happier. And just to set the dam record stright the best fishing is here not in some fishing hole in the north. It's good there but lets not go overboard.
Aloha from the King Dave of the Waves

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Subject: Fishin
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 09:03:22 -0500
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Good day,

I'm a wealthy American oil magnate who made his money on the back of slave labor in Venezuela. I am also an avid fisherman and would love to join you two idiots for a fun filled weekend of fishin', drikin', chiefin' and cacklin' with a crew of buddies. I would like to reserve 6 rooms at the lodge for the week of April 16th to the 22nd... money is no object. Do you also have a pontoon plane to whisk us up to some yet unexplored fishing holes? I hear the fishing is great up north in Canada. I would also like to order some leaves (5000) and some vials of dirt (200,000) to build a facsimile of the great white north in my home in Dallas. Do you also sell Moose stool samples? I would also like to buy approx. 500 live ducks that I can let loose in the house and shoot with my shotgun. You guy are great! I've been wanting to hook up with a couple of idiots for yeahhs!

Sincerely,
Jack Ass

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Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 20:55:03 -0500
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Dardly site. I will tell all my friends.

SuperChin

How about a link to the happyidiot in T.O. for the latest stock tip!!!

Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 19:34:58 -0800 (PST)
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HEY!

DON'T YOU TWO IDIOTS KNOW THAT FISHIN' IS TORTURE! YOU
HAUL THOSE POOR FISH OUT OF THE WATER WITH HOOKS
THROUGH ALL PARTS OF THEIR LITTLE FACES AND THEN THROW
THEM BACK IN. THE SHOCK OF BEING OUT OF THE WATER
KILLS MOST OF THE FISH THAT YOU THROW BACK. WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE UP SOME OTHER SPORT MORE SUITABLE FOR THE
NORTH LIKE SNOWBOARDING!

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Subject: Yeahhhhhhhh!
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2000 23:22:29 -0700
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What a site ya all have - you two would fit great in L.A. - that is Lethbridge, Alberta!

Boog wants to check out the other interactive stuff! Get on with it bumble butts!

Boog Out!


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